telephony's definitions

yucking fucky

A version of the phrase, "fucking yucky" that may bypass the onboard censors found on many internet fora.

{From an online group with the topic of being a grocery store employee}

{Marvin Batech}: When some smelly, fat woman that smells like she hates showers reaches three feet into her boob and armpit crevices to fish out $5 and then they make a face when I grab that shit with my sleeve.

{Craig Johnson}: O MAN THAT'S YUCKING FUCKY!!!

by Telephony January 29, 2018

doughnut

The correct way to spell this word; it is not spelled, "donut" as many people (and even some well-known doughnut shops) spell it.

(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!

by Telephony November 14, 2018

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

synthetic birds

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.

I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015

horn

What some people call a can of beer

{Gordie}: Hey Craig, want a horn?
{Craig}: Sure!
{Gordie}: Grab us a coupla horns out of the fridge; dad doesn't need to know.

by Telephony May 31, 2018

let's blaze!

It's not what you might think: on the telly program, "Blaze and the Monster Machines" when Blaze (a talking monster truck) says, "Let's blaze", it "grows" these blue-glowing tailpipes and kicks ass. However, when somebody says, "let's blaze!" in the real world, they'll whip out a big-ass bong or a big fat bowl and spark it up.

Hey Debbie! Come over here; let's blaze!

by Telephony February 4, 2019

the grinder

What some people call using the shower; usually a quick one.

{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.

by Telephony October 13, 2014