Definitions by telephony

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

top deck dump by Telephony January 5, 2011

bungsnoipe 

A slightly nicer way of calling somebody a buttsnoipe (an assclown, asshat, asshole etc,)

That fartknocker is such a bungsnoipe for sneaking fish food flakes into the stroganoff at the buffet the other night.

bungsnoipe by Telephony January 5, 2011

toliet tank defecator 

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

toliet tank defecator by Telephony January 4, 2011

ombusher 

How one often spells the word "embouchure" (because "embouchure" sounds like it should be spelled "ombusher") -- the use of the facial muscles and shaping of the lips when playing a wind instrument like a tuba or trombone.

You're putting too much pressure on the mouthpiece. Relax the ombusher. Don't use any muscles you don't need.

ombusher by Telephony January 4, 2011

TGIF 

An acronym standing for "Tits Go In Front".

Don't you know that the TGIF you dumb broad?!?

TGIF by Telephony December 31, 2010

PWPOSMF 

An acronym that stands for "Pussywhipped Piece Of Shit Motherfucker".

Much, much worse (O GOD SO MUCH WORSE!!!) than a POS.
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("

PWPOSMF by Telephony December 14, 2010

peterbreath 

A real asshole (also a total dickhead; a true waste of bungwipe).

Hey dude, did you know that guy over there (yes, the asshat!) is a real peterbreath?

peterbreath by Telephony December 14, 2010