Definitions by telephony
douched out
Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
douched out by Telephony December 6, 2011
douche off
{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!
Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.
Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.
Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
douche off by Telephony December 6, 2011
F46607
This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
douchenoozle
A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011
pyst
bungwipe
hosed down
Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.
hosed down by Telephony November 28, 2011