What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
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Get the shitted off mug.The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!
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In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".
{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}
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1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
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1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
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This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.
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John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
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{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
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