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Definitions by telephony

douched out 

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
douched out by Telephony December 6, 2011

douche off 

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
douche off by Telephony December 6, 2011
This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.

Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).
OMG!!! Johnny is such a huge F46607 for wanting to suck that cruise ship purser's dick!!!
F46607 by Telephony December 6, 2011

douchenoozle 

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011
Josh pyst himself after he had coffee penus and couldn't get to the toliet in time.
pyst by Telephony December 5, 2011
A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.
Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!
bungwipe by Telephony November 28, 2011

hosed down 

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.
Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?
hosed down by Telephony November 28, 2011