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urnal

How some younger children might pronounce the word urinal because they can't yet say the, "yer" sound.
{1st grader Daniel}: Teacher, I have to go urnate in the urnal!
I need to go RIGHT NOW before I pee my pants!!!
by Telephony June 19, 2014
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Urnal Humper

A guy that when using a urnal, gets so close to it, he practically looks like he is humping it. Usually someone who is insecure about penis size, shape, etc., so they feel the need to avoid all chances of anyone else seeing. Common in boys ages 8-16
While walking out of the locker room:

Guy: Did you see Ethan back there?

Guy 2: yeah, he's such a urnal humper! I thought he was going pee all over himself

Guy: probably just has a small dick
by Whitesoxfan69 May 9, 2011
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Urnal lip

The result of pouting when the lower lip sticks out.
I see that you didn't get you're way again... I noticed your urnal lip...
by flyby1000 May 6, 2010
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games urinalist

A Games Journalist who is, in fact, an activist posing as a journalist, whose work belongs in a urinal.
I can't believe that games urinalist thinks the reader can't see that he is just blatantly pushing his political agenda.
by zorclon March 2, 2019
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Urinal Drink

A random alcoholic drink that you obtain from a public restroom. You will usually find these perched atop a urinal.
Jason was hammered and went to take a piss. He back out of the restroom slurping a urinal drink.
by ch1085 June 7, 2018
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Mexican Urinal

The act of urinating durring anal penetration.
by Mexicansoda February 15, 2010
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Urinal Index

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.
Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.
by archimedes579 May 16, 2010
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