Definitions by telephony
head
A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).
cannoñata
From the now-defunct TV series, "Viva Piñata": The cannoñata (pronounced as though it were spelled, "cannonada") is a fictional device designed to shoot piñatas to piñata parties from its location (Piñata Central aka. Party Central, in very close proximity to the candiosity meter) on picturesque Piñata Island.
{Langston Lickatoad}: Get over here Fergy, time to get your candiosity checked and get you loaded into the cannoñata!
Mug-A-Treating
When unruly teenage children go out on Halloween night and steal the bags of candy from the younger children Trick-Or-Treating in the area.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.
{Carl}: Hey Jason, it's Halloween. Let's go out Mug-A-Treating later!
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?
Mug-A-Treating by Telephony October 29, 2014
the grinder
{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.
the grinder by Telephony October 13, 2014
barbie pin
What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.
{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
barbie pin by Telephony October 11, 2014
restroom
The bedroom.
You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.
Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!
You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.
Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!