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urinehead

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.
{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!
by Telephony April 9, 2013
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The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
by Telephony October 21, 2010
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Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony July 13, 2017
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pathetic cringing little milksop

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
by Telephony December 17, 2011
mugGet the pathetic cringing little milksopmug.

piss lens

A yellow photographic / videographic lens filter, making the entire scene look as though somebody had urinated all over the place -- on people, walls, furniture, plants -- I mean EVERYTHING!
A good part of the movie,"Behind Enemy Lines II" was filmed with a damn piss lens!
by Telephony November 5, 2017
mugGet the piss lensmug.

mic

The correct spelling of the abbreviation for the word, "microphone".
Many people spell it as, "mike" which is totally wrong.
Yo wassup homes? Will you please hand me the mic so I can do this here song?
by Telephony December 2, 2015
mugGet the micmug.

amperstand

A very common misspelling of the word, "ampersand" -- the 'and' symbol -- yeah this thing: ---> &
{Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
by Telephony March 9, 2015
mugGet the amperstandmug.

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