telephony's definitions

Debbieitis

Acting in a totally irrational manner; e.g. lying in bed all day and getting other household members (not even related to you) to do all of your bidding; e.g., getting you a cup of water when the tap is only eight feet away, getting them to steal rollios when the cabinet that it's in is only three feet away, not washing any of their dishes or dealing with the boatload of garbage in their room, forcing others to cook food (stolen from other housemates) and serve it to you on a silver platter, etc.

Man, Heidi is developing a terrible case of Debbieitis! She never picks up her garbage or washes even a single dish! I'm really getting shitted off at the little cunt!!! :-(

by Telephony September 7, 2019

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel"

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by Telephony March 31, 2015

pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

by Telephony July 22, 2015

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

neighbourino

(n.) pronounced, "\nā-bər'ē-nō\"
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.

Hi-dee-ho neighbourino!

by Telephony August 2, 2014

mouthdouche

What some people call mouthwash -- a liquid (frequently composed of a high percentage of alcohol which often causes a burning sensation) that you swirl around inside your mouth and spit into the sink approx. half a minute later.

{Greg}: Suze, can you please pick up a bottle of mouthdouche while you're at the store?
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!

by Telephony November 14, 2018