Urban Dictionary: Definitions by telephony

zax

Computer-generated music.

That awsome zax in the Dominator loader for the Commodore 64 computer was written by Matt Gray.

by Telephony May 23, 2011

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tanks

How some faggots say the word, "thanks".

{Primo}: What time does the Six Eleven open today?
{Craig}: It opens at 11:00am.
{Primo}: Tanks!

by Telephony January 6, 2021

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kark it

To die.

I wonder what happens when your local Sea World equivalent has a killer whale kark it?

by Telephony October 9, 2016

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The bedroom.

You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.

Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!

Honey, let's head on up to the restroom and make some serious whoopie!
Then we can REST afterward!!!

by Telephony October 11, 2014

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spermmistake

A spermmistake occurs when your wife experiences an unwanted pregnancy, courtesy of your not bothering to put a fucking rubber on your schlong before having hot sex.

Regarding the kid that killed an Aussie tourist, various surgical procedures with rusty tools and no anesthesia would be fitting punishment for that spermmistake!

Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.

by Telephony August 31, 2013

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