telephony's definitions

urinal mint

One of those pink urinal deodouriser cakes found at the bottoms of many types of urinals.

Rick, please don't eat the urinal mints!!! I hear that they taste horrible!!!

by Telephony November 29, 2010

lasercide

The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.

That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.

by Telephony November 30, 2010

enemabag

A male version of a douchebag: a despicable person but one who has not yet reached the status of dickhead or mofo.

God, Henry is such an enemabag for stuffing paper towels down all of the toliets in Dorm C.

by Telephony December 13, 2010

PWPOSMF

An acronym that stands for "Pussywhipped Piece Of Shit Motherfucker".

Much, much worse (O GOD SO MUCH WORSE!!!) than a POS.
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("

by Telephony December 14, 2010

peterbreath

A real asshole (also a total dickhead; a true waste of bungwipe).

Hey dude, did you know that guy over there (yes, the asshat!) is a real peterbreath?

by Telephony December 14, 2010

Hose down

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.

Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.

by Telephony September 14, 2010

Pyst off

Very angry at somebody or something; it means the same (and is pronounced the same) as "pissed off".

Man I was so pyst off at that bunghole for stealing my towels out of the dryer at the laundromat!!!

by Telephony September 23, 2010