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goat the tolet

This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".
{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
by Telephony July 19, 2016
mugGet the goat the toletmug.

THE FV¢K?

An abbreviated form of what the fuck? with some letters of the word fuck replaced in order to circumvent the onboard censors found in many online BBS programs (forums or even fora if you really want to be an ass about it).
{CFrom a YouTube description of a drone flight that has Slayer music overlaid upon it}

THE FV¢K?
Slayer is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
by Telephony July 1, 2019
mugGet the THE FV¢K?mug.

zax

Computer-generated music.
That awsome zax in the Dominator loader for the Commodore 64 computer was written by Matt Gray.
by Telephony May 23, 2011
mugGet the zaxmug.

whizzer

Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.
Hey! Don't use that whizzer on the left because it shoots pee at your head when you flush the fucker!!!
by Telephony September 10, 2015
mugGet the whizzermug.

Mug-A-Treating

When unruly teenage children go out on Halloween night and steal the bags of candy from the younger children Trick-Or-Treating in the area.
These same teens are often also guilty of TPing peoples trees & houses, going pumpkin killing, and going nigger knocking while leaving flaming bags of dog shit on the porch.
{Carl}: Hey Jason, it's Halloween. Let's go out Mug-A-Treating later!
{Jason}: Good idea Car;! Maybe we'll also go nigger knocking after we've eaten all of the candy we took from all of those stupid kids in their Spiderman costumes. Let me go get some bags...know where any dog poo is?
by Telephony October 29, 2014
mugGet the Mug-A-Treatingmug.

tanks

How some faggots say the word, "thanks".
{Primo}: What time does the Six Eleven open today?
{Craig}: It opens at 11:00am.
{Primo}: Tanks!
by Telephony January 6, 2021
mugGet the tanksmug.

douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.
Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.
by Telephony December 6, 2011
mugGet the douched outmug.

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