piddle wingless hymenoptera

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

by Telephony September 26, 2010

I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".

♫I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern♫
♫And here is my bowl.♫

by Telephony July 26, 2014

carafay

Carafay (pron. "\'KER-uh-fey"\): How some people pronounce the word, "carafe" (pron. "\kə-ˈRAF\") -- you know, like one of those glass coffeepots from a coffeemaker or a glass wine decanter.

Don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

by Telephony July 12, 2014

boobal area

On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).

Come here Nikki, let's rub your boobal area and nippular area too!

by Telephony July 30, 2014

light blubs

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.

{From an email that I recently received}:

Craig,

What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?

Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)

by Telephony March 31, 2015

Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.

{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!

by Telephony July 13, 2014