A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.
by teetiger August 30, 2008
Absolutely final, To the end, Completely finished, Done to the last degree. The most and greatest possible;
Full to overflowing.
Full to overflowing.
by teetiger September 02, 2008
A very loud, drawn out fart with the peculiar sound made by flatus vibrating through ass cheeks in a flapping manner.
by teetiger September 02, 2008
Anyone, including adults and children of both sexes who have an acute interest, or fetish, about tickling or being tickled.
The tickling web site has many various pictures and stories which
are enough to satisfy any ticklephile.
are enough to satisfy any ticklephile.
by teetiger August 26, 2008
by teetiger August 26, 2008
She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
by teetiger August 30, 2008
The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.
When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"
by teetiger September 02, 2008