A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.
by teetiger August 30, 2008
The victim, usually restrained, of tickle torture, either with consent by a tickle top for exercise or sexual gratification or by others as torture to obtain information or for sadistic pleasure.
If very ticklish the "bottom" suffers
acute agony from the body's automatic reflexes, such as hysterical laughter, screaming, crying, muscle spasms, urination, ejaculation, and even convulsions and loss of consciousness. Common in BDSM, (bondage sado-masochism) practice, the tickle bottom should be in good physical health because severe tickling can cause strokes and seizures.
If very ticklish the "bottom" suffers
acute agony from the body's automatic reflexes, such as hysterical laughter, screaming, crying, muscle spasms, urination, ejaculation, and even convulsions and loss of consciousness. Common in BDSM, (bondage sado-masochism) practice, the tickle bottom should be in good physical health because severe tickling can cause strokes and seizures.
It was his first time as a tickle bottom, and as he shrieked and begged he knew he would surely die as the tickle top forced him past the point of insanity.
by teetiger August 26, 2008
Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.
The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!
by teetiger August 30, 2008
The person who tickles, or tickle tortures another with the object of forcing the victim, usually restrained and helpless, to laugh hysterically, cry, scream, urinate, ejaculate and even pass out from prolonged intense tickling. Usually done with consent for erotic sexual gratification, but sometimes used as effective torture of prisoners.
With a sadistic grin the tickle top, using his expert hands, forced his helpless victim to shriek and laugh harder until he brought him to screaming climax.
by teetiger August 26, 2008
She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
by teetiger August 30, 2008
The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.
When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"
by teetiger September 02, 2008
by teetiger August 26, 2008