Definitions by ted

giggle shit 

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

giggle shit by Ted January 14, 2004

golden arches 

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

golden arches by Ted January 8, 2004

internet 

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

internet by Ted January 5, 2004

M etallic A 

The assholes who ruined file sharing on the Internet.

Metalica sucks dude! That midget drummer of they have is in front of the grand jury raisin hell about Napster. Damn rich rock star needs more money I guess! I've bought my last Metalica record

M etallic A by ted December 13, 2003

pathetasad 

to be Jon Maksin.

Hey Maksin, you are so pathetasad. If you wern't so megamaksintarded I'd kick your ass just for the exercise.

pathetasad by ted December 13, 2003

wernage 

to wern something, eg a codeye

ur jokin meh

>:|

wernage by ted December 11, 2003

Clone 

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

Clone by ted December 10, 2003