ted's definitions

pop punk

1.)Punk as fashion.

2.)A hollow version of the Punk Rock movement that began in the 80s.
i.e. wearing the clothes or singing a vague version of the music without actually understanding, or living it.

3.)A musical genre including the main musical groove to Punk Rock but containing lyrical content typical of a generic Pop song, esp. love songs.

Also called "ponk"

Spiked hair becoming mainstream.

Being different becoming so cool that being different is being the same.

Good Charlotte

by Ted June 11, 2004

wwpt

what would paul think?

wwpt bout DJ and those threads?

by TED July 18, 2004

spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

by ted December 8, 2004

Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.

Dennis who?????

by Ted June 13, 2004

Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle

Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle

by ted December 6, 2004

pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

by Ted April 21, 2003

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005