muckstain

short, fat, masculine woman who goes to gym. If you look at her, she says, "OOOIII, YOU LOOKING AT ME(points to herself) I WILL KICK YOUR AARRRRSE!!!
by ted November 12, 2003
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Yes Mate

(phone rings)

YES MAAAATTTE!
by Ted May 05, 2003
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Yes Mate

by Ted May 05, 2003
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penetentary bingo

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo
mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!
by Ted April 07, 2005
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bang

1.saying a guy having sex with a girl too hard. the whole bed is shaking and stuff.
2. saying a girl is very very hot.
3.hit someone
1.DMX was banging that white girl in never die alone that movie.
2. dude beyonce bangs.
3. im gonna bang the shit out of ya/
by ted August 14, 2004
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skater

skaters r often known to wear tight jeans,t-shirt,polo etc... Alot of people think skaters r not vary strong and r scared of every chav. Yes this may be true about some but many r very tuff like me.They jump stairs of up to 15 steps and maby even more.Skaters have to have curage and be strong to be able to do this.Skaters r used to falling over and stuff so if theres any chavs who think there tuff a skater could easly win the fight. Yes a chav could be holding a knife but they r breaking the law. Caring a skateboard isnt breaking the law,so skaters could jst get there board and smack u round the head with a truck.Anyway a skateboarding is a good thing coz it keeps u off the street doing drugs like chavs (and u wouldnt want to turn out to be like a chav!)most skaters like rock music.
Some pro skaters:Eric Koston, Rick mcrank, tom penny, p.j ladd, jason dill.
by Ted February 16, 2005
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Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.
"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"
by Ted September 03, 2003
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