teabag's definitions

Banana Nips

Farah Fawcett is a classic example

Farah Fawcett's nips actually look like bathroomm faucets or banana nips

by teabag April 19, 2006

Shine

Ironically the title of a book written by Starr Jones

I was at the bookstore and saw a picture of Starr Jones on the cover, and next to her picture was the word "Shine", you think someone would have told her...

by Teabag January 11, 2006

SLAP

Sea
Lion
Aquatic
Park

A small water park in Lisle, Illinois.. The first year it opened was great because all the guy lifeguards were banging the girl lifeguards at will.

I worked at SLAP and banged some bitches that worked there. We also drank a lot and smoked a lot of weed, quite frankly, everyone had a blast.

by Teabag July 13, 2006

SIU

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines

When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball

by Teabag April 24, 2006

Chicago Bears

Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...

Chicago bears rolled over the Green Bay fudgepackers, yet again

by teabag September 22, 2006

texting

Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.

Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.

by teabag September 25, 2007

lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.

Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.

by teabag September 25, 2007