26 definitions by teabag

What a chick ovulates in the early spring
I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.
by teabag March 28, 2005
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Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.
Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.
by teabag September 12, 2007
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Dude your really a koc...
by teabag January 5, 2005
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Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.
We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.
by teabag March 1, 2007
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Apparently the easiest way for a hooker to advertise her services according to local news reports regarding prostitution
A woman was charged with prostitution after police investigators answered her advertisment on the popular website Craigslist.
by teabag September 12, 2007
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Every time I bump into Walter he starts telling me snories
by teabag June 15, 2011
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voyeurs who watch couples fucking in the woods
by teabag December 13, 2002
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