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white van scam

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Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..
Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.
by Teabag August 1, 2007
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liars poker

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Game played with dollar bills. Everyone gets their dollar out and uses the serial number to obtain their "hand" The only thing that counts here is high card, then pairs, then three of a kind, then four of a kind, then five of a kind, then six of a kind and so forth... There are no straights, flushes, full houses. The key here is that you use EVERYBODYS dollar to make the best hand. So the more players there are, the better hands there will be.

You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.
The five of us played liars poker, the first guy said 9, the second guy said pair of 2's, the third guy said pair of 8's the fourth guy said 3 6's, the fifth guy said 4 2's, the fifth guy said 5 2's... the next guy called bullshit and we all looked at everyones dollar and there were only 4 total 2s in our dollars...
by teabag March 2, 2007
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lawyer's poker

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Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.
We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.
by teabag March 2, 2007
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Ghetto pool

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To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool
I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.
by teabag September 22, 2006
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Chicago Bears

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Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...
by teabag September 22, 2006
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sting ray

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Member of the animal kingdom that gave the ultimate payback to Steve Irwin. The gators and snakes will forever owe it.
by teabag September 8, 2006
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SLAP

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Sea
Lion
Aquatic
Park

A small water park in Lisle, Illinois.. The first year it opened was great because all the guy lifeguards were banging the girl lifeguards at will.
I worked at SLAP and banged some bitches that worked there. We also drank a lot and smoked a lot of weed, quite frankly, everyone had a blast.
by Teabag July 13, 2006
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