white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag July 02, 2007

Banana Nips

Farah Fawcett is a classic example

Farah Fawcett's nips actually look like bathroomm faucets or banana nips

by teabag March 22, 2006

mak-90

Chinese version of the AK-47. Assult rifle. Dependable, yet inaccurate.

The magazines for my AK-47 fit my Mak-90

by teabag March 07, 2006

SIU

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines

When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball

by Teabag April 05, 2006

schvoogie button

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

by teabag April 21, 2006

cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..

Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter

by teabag September 12, 2007

New England Stealers

Play on words with Pittsburg Steelers and New England Patriots

After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers

by teabag October 01, 2007