teabag's definitions

schvoogie button

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

by teabag May 2, 2006

Schvoogie

Yet another racial term for a black person

Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?

by teabag May 2, 2006

SIU

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines

When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball

by Teabag April 24, 2006

Banana Nips

Farah Fawcett is a classic example

Farah Fawcett's nips actually look like bathroomm faucets or banana nips

by teabag April 19, 2006

teef

What Flava Flav has in his mouf.

I gots me some new gold teef

by teabag April 11, 2006

mak-90

Chinese version of the AK-47. Assult rifle. Dependable, yet inaccurate.

The magazines for my AK-47 fit my Mak-90

by teabag March 8, 2006

Shine

Ironically the title of a book written by Starr Jones

I was at the bookstore and saw a picture of Starr Jones on the cover, and next to her picture was the word "Shine", you think someone would have told her...

by Teabag January 11, 2006