teabag's definitions

sting ray

Member of the animal kingdom that gave the ultimate payback to Steve Irwin. The gators and snakes will forever owe it.

The sting ray stabbed Steve Irwin

by teabag September 8, 2006

cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..

Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter

by teabag September 25, 2007

Banana Nips

Farah Fawcett is a classic example

Farah Fawcett's nips actually look like bathroomm faucets or banana nips

by teabag April 19, 2006

Chicago Bears

Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...

Chicago bears rolled over the Green Bay fudgepackers, yet again

by teabag September 22, 2006

texting

Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.

Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.

by teabag September 25, 2007