dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 November 09, 2008

meth

crack for white people

Billy Jim lives in a trailer and smokes meth

by tatomuck1 October 25, 2008

meth

white peoples crack.

meth is to white people as crack is to black people.

jim smokes meth in his trailer.

by tatomuck1 October 25, 2008

Poland Spring

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.

I only drink poland spring water and no other water

by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.

Jeter is at bat with a full count.

by tatomuck1 November 28, 2008

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

San Francisco

America's anus

Im going to San Francisco to see the gay pride parade.

by tatomuck1 October 25, 2008