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Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

lingo for: circumcised; cleansed; cut; ouch!
A buddy of mine has decided, at the ripe age of 28, to get his banana "peeled". Ouch! He can no longer take the pain of his knobby being lynched everytime he has an erection! Ouch! again.
peeled by talk2me-JCH2 August 2, 2021

winding me up 

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.
I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL
winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

the twisties 

When a gymnast loses her/his bearings in a twisting, or rotating movement and becomes lost in the air, literally not knowing up from down!
She had been experiecing the twisties during practice sessions, and decided to withdraw from the competition.
the twisties by talk2me-JCH2 July 31, 2021

number catcher 

Slang for diaper. Worn by adults as well as enfants.
A Depends "number catcher"...for Gramps. A Huggies "number catcher"...for the baby. This will be a 5 hour trip, and they both are going to have an unavoidable #1 at some point. The baby is good for a #2 as well.
number catcher by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2021

close the store for you 

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting
Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

peach-munching 

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!
peach-munching by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021
My good friend Niqua just celebrated her "**th" Birthday, and she's still a jazzy, jazzy ole babe! Mercy me! :o)
ole by talk2me-JCH2 June 28, 2021