sick as pig shit

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka

Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 02, 2022

have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 04, 2021

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022

can-to-can't

A cotton picking term meaning: You pick cotton from when you "can" see...until when you "can't" see.

When I lived in Mississippi I picked cotton for a while. It is hard work! You pick from can-to-can't...from sun up to sun down.

by talk2me-JCH2 September 16, 2022

Sawbones

An informal term for a surgeon or doctor.

"I thought everybody know'd as a Sawbones was a surgeon."....The Pickwick Papers 1837.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 15, 2022

Dropped a Grumpy

Dropped a turd; passed your bowels

The party was raucous. So many stoned people! Somebody even "Dropped a Grumpy" on the bed!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 20, 2022

the thumb

The part of the human hand that keeps shit off of toilet paper.

Were it not for the thumb, your toilet paper would get dirty when you wiped your asshole!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 18, 2022