Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

spank the plank by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.

Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

Riding the Pine by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017

She Shed

A private room where a woman can relax, be alone and do whatever she pleases. Similar to a Man Cave.

My wife has turned the guest room into her own private She Shed. Its complete with angels, butterflies, incense, books, and flat screen TV. I am forbidden to enter!

She Shed by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2017

A watermelon 

Hard on the outside; sweet and soft on the inside.

"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"

A watermelon by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017

My sack is full 

The completion of a full day's work.

Co-worker 1: "Hey , Niqua, you doing any overtime today?"
Co-worker 2: "No, not hardly! My sack is full. I'm finished for today."

My sack is full by talk2me-JCH2 June 17, 2017

Bottle of smiles 

A bottle of alcoholic beverage.

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

Bottle of smiles by talk2me-JCH2 June 10, 2017

sex rag 

The towel a man or woman uses to wipe themselves right after having intercourse.

I knew my husband was cheating when I found a smelly sex rag under our bed.

sex rag by talk2me-JCH2 May 20, 2017