Definitions by tOmmy

blue balls 

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

blue balls by Tommy May 19, 2004

VIP

The act of riding in the back seat of a car when the front passenger seat is available.

Tommy: "Do you want to sit up front?"
Tony C: "No, it's cool. I'm gonna ride VIP."

VIP by Tommy May 18, 2004

toasty

a white person (wigger) who acts black

tommys outfit is gangsta ghetto he is mad toasty

toasty by tommy May 18, 2004

shrimp boat captain 

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

shrimp boat captain by tommy May 18, 2004

yuxtaponer 

a word that i saw in a spanish-english dictionary and thought it sounded cool so i put it in here

you are a yuxtaponer

yuxtaponer by tommy May 18, 2004

Schvingt 

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

Schvingt by tOmmy May 7, 2004

Spunk bubble 

A large globule of semen,
a lump of man paste,

i could go on...

You jumped up fuckin spunk bubble i'm gonna rip ur fuckin eyes out u dumb cunts mouth. (polite)

Spunk bubble by tOmmy May 7, 2004