t hizzle's definitions

angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

served

A hyped word that has been used at an increasingly appalling rate ever since that stupid movie "You Got Served" came out (and South Park made fun of it), giving cultureless and frequently rejected Internet geeks a relatively attractive cliché to dwell on for the next few months or so.

People use the word "served" in a pointless attempt to convince others that they are capable of staying aware of and using current buzz words.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005

sec

A term that is short for the word "second," and when spoken among friends can become the most flexible increment of time known to man. Commonly used by those who wait until the last minute to get ready to leave somewhere.

Dave: (knocks) Come on, let's go.
Todd: Give me a sec.
Dave: Alright, pack your shit up.

5 minutes later...

Dave: What are you doing in there?
Todd: Yeah, yeah, I need a sec.
Dave: Hurry the fuck up, damn it!

by T Hizzle April 8, 2005

bump

A hand signal exchanged between friends in which they each bump each other's fists thumb-side up. Many friendly people have this worked into a set handshake that may also include a hand slide or other sophisticated hand greeting.

Homeboys bump it when they kick it.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

rock bottom

Corrupted lifestyle that is usually caused by poor life choices or a string of misfortune.

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you've have had it up to here
'Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
That's Rock Bottom

-Eminem (Album: The Slim Shady LP)

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

angle

1) A plan or way of doing something, esp. making a good sales pitch, implying that the person knows exactly what he or she is doing or saying.

2) The way a guy might spell the word "angel" as in reference to his girlfriend, letting his fellas know that the girl is being handled with care.

Garage sale, huh? What's your angle?

I'm out having breakfast with my angle, Heather.

by T Hizzle April 16, 2005

shit shovel

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).

I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.

by T Hizzle April 3, 2005