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Definitions by sweet

1. What people write when they actually meant "sweet".

2. Perspiration
sweat by Sweet October 3, 2003

Boffle Chops 

A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about
"Hello there, Boffle Chops... I like your boobs."
Boffle Chops by sweet September 8, 2003

Mangrenade

A loose cannon, liable to go off at any time causing severe damage to those around him. Often found armed with a brown paper bag of exceptionally strong skuzz.
Christ alive, check out Mangrenade... That shit can't be legal!
Mangrenade by sweet September 8, 2003
Ironic term to describe state of mind and body after a heavy night on the booze/drugs.
"Nah, nah... I'm not falling asleep. I'm fully online."
online by sweet September 8, 2003

vod n rid bar

Nonsensical corruption of "vodka and red bull", for use when no further portions of said drink are required, but someone is about to go to the bar.
"While you're there, fetch I another vod n rid bar."
vod n rid bar by sweet September 8, 2003
A nautical device used for impregnating boys and tidying ale up. Usually furry of body and partially bearded of face. Rarely found in the UK due to summer migration to Cyprus, Prague, Amsterdam etc. Often stored in sub-terranian bars, esp. in the Aldwych area of London.
Aha, BOATY!
boaty by sweet September 8, 2003

hand shandley 

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.
Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.
hand shandley by sweet September 8, 2003