(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.
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Get the monging mug.(noun) An imaginary friend for grown ups; commonly touted as being a supreme being responsible for the creation and continued maintenance of the universe. The identity and characteristics ascribed to God vary according to established doctrine and religious alignment. Most religious groups, however, agree that God hates gay people and frowns on the consumption of products containing pork. In a bizarre twist of fate God demands the faith of followers without the burden of evidence - however, this demand could not have been put forward without direct evidence that God exists (i.e. God must exist in order to issue commands to his followers).
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Get the God mug.To do something unintentionally offensive - thereby incurring the wrath of a friend or acquaintance.
friend #1: Ah shit, when I was drunk last night I called Jono a fag.
friend #2: Way to snap the cane, bozo.
friend #2: Way to snap the cane, bozo.
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Get the mongtress mug.acronym representing the words "Out Of Control". Commonly yelled at someone after they do something particularly stupid while drunk.
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