summer_ass_cheese's definitions

summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.

Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Dark Brandon

a movement full of patriotic Americans who are fed up with MAGA's bullshit.

MAGA wouldn't stop making threats of violence so Dark Brandon had to whoop their sorry asses.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

skank

a woman who posts pictures of herself on the internet.

this check goes on and on about how her pussy is so sweet and how she's a baddass bitch. does she realize she's just a skank? does she like being a skank? I'm so confused.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Stank Booosh

my ex girlfriend's va-j-j. so stanky.

I dipped my head down there but came up for air and bellowed "Stank Booosh!" Then all the wolves in the neighborhood started howling to notify the others".

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022