Definitions by summer_ass_cheese

sticky icky 

the smelly sticky stuff found inside a woman's thing. initially used to trap the man more easily, then over time slowly poisons him to death.

yeah John's dead now. got him with that sticky icky.

sticky icky by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Stank Booosh 

my ex girlfriend's va-j-j. so stanky.

I dipped my head down there but came up for air and bellowed "Stank Booosh!" Then all the wolves in the neighborhood started howling to notify the others".

Stank Booosh by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Ass Bacon 

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

Ass Bacon by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Ass Cheese Surprise 

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

Ass Cheese Surprise by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

gay fish

Kanye West and his gang of aquatic homies

"whatever you say you little gay fish"
- Kanye's Mom (also a fish)

gay fish by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Summer Ass Cheese 

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

Summer Ass Cheese by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

summer ass cheese 

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.

Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.

summer ass cheese by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022