stuart's definitions

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

by stuart May 1, 2005

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.

Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!

by STUART May 20, 2004

stc

fuck u pricks! y do u always slag me . is it because i shagged jamielee or is it because i shagged duges mum,dad,and sister (sorry duge)
DUGE- JUST BECAUSE YOU SHAG YOUR MUM DOESNT MEAN I WONT ASWELL.
DARREN BAIN- DONT SLAG ME WHEN YOUR THE ONE WHO RAPES MEN

duge and darren were in a room with duges dad, i knocked on the door and duge answered with white stuff around his lips (not milk)

by STUART December 19, 2003

stuz0r

A very leet cs player, a god

"OMG he is like stuz0r"

by stuart August 8, 2003

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

slabber

someone who talks alot of annoying shit..typically a northern irish slang word.

shut your trap you fucking slabber before i knock yer ballix in!!

by stuart March 16, 2004

Pookie

a word used by an Irish actor in a soap called Glenroe. "Michael Lally"

He refers to mushrooms as Pookies

Those pookies are not good

by Stuart March 7, 2005