stu's definitions

prairie dogging

When something happens in the workplace and everybody's heads bob over their cubicles.

by Stu April 13, 2003

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 4, 2002

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

Zid

one who is in harmony with the tendecies of ziddy.

The zids drove across the lawn, fingers twisting, hazards blaring, and overflowing with tendency.

by stu April 4, 2004

stuerize

verb. To partake in the act of covering one's personal items (usually paper, or other docuents that can easily be written on) with a series of vulgar drawings such as penises, or butts. In many cases rubbish words can be written on the paper, such as "Kwerkle" and "Kack-Knacker." But in every case, the "stuerized" document will have the words "You've been Stuerized, bitch!" written on it.

Oh, man, here comes Stu, I hope he doesn't Stuerize my stuff

by Stu January 6, 2004

danneh

likes to go to gay bars, small pecker, enjoys things being put in him ;)

danneh

by Stu May 26, 2003

bro

another way of saying "lend". Usage can be found in states like California, Maryland and Florida.

yo, bro me a quarter.

by stu October 14, 2004