Stu

Stu is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky.
Girl "Stu why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stu’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"
by Stu August 18, 2004
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claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.
I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!
by stu January 02, 2005
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skeez

A spaz in the most hyper, energetic, loserly sense of the word.
by Stu March 26, 2005
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you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.
Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.
by stu April 05, 2005
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potato balls

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.
"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."
by stu August 04, 2004
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hessian

"God those peoples are hessians"
by Stu December 20, 2003
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404

Adjective: a vacant, stupid person. From the result given when you look for a website that is not there.
That guy's 404--he barely knows his own name.
by Stu April 13, 2003
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