stu's definitions

face balls

A person (preferably a woman)who has the uncanny ability to swallow completely a man's penis until his balls rest on their (her) chin. Usually associated with a person with no gag reflex.

Ericka gobbled my whole cock, she ended up with face balls.

by Stu January 24, 2005

trip hard

Space cadet, mentally disconnected. Related to acid trip, hence "trip hard"

What a trip hard.

by Stu October 4, 2002

Zid

one who is in harmony with the tendecies of ziddy.

The zids drove across the lawn, fingers twisting, hazards blaring, and overflowing with tendency.

by stu April 4, 2004

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 4, 2002

Ingle

A total merkin. A person who is a complete cretin. Usually is totally inept with females and sports a beard.

"Oh god, he's such a ingle"

by stu February 18, 2004

blizzhackers

A place where n00bs congregate and talk about smoking pot. Most haven't seen the light of day in years. Maybe someone will find them and tear them away from their electronic loveboxes coated in dry sperm.

Have you seen blizzhackers? It sucks ass don't go.

by stu December 6, 2004