The act of being stoned out of one's tree and therefore, unable to type properly because of hallucinations of leprechauns, pixies, imps, nymphs, sylphs, dwarves and elves dancing about on one's keyboard.
Townies, chavs, pikeys, ''charvers'' and anyone other scum, burberry loving, rock music hating person call people. Even people they hate. It is phoenetic for ''mate''
WOT DA FUCK DID YA JUST SAY TO ME MEHT?! I'LL FUCKIN' HAVE YOU! I fuckin' mean it!
Chavsuse this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.
I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!