A total merkin. A person who is a complete cretin. Usually is totally inept with females and sports a beard.
by stu February 18, 2004
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by Stu May 26, 2003
a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls
by Stu February 08, 2004
Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.
She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is
by stu August 01, 2003
by Stu October 28, 2004
Check out those perky narners.
by Stu September 27, 2003