stu's definitions

Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 2, 2004

Perky Narners

New Zealand slang for a full chested womans breasts.

Check out those perky narners.

by Stu September 26, 2003

Mega Meals Wednesday

n A weekly event occuring at Chapman Steps, whereby a large "Mega Meals" is cooked up by the weekly chef. Often frequented by hordes of women, this event makes the residents of Chapman Steps immensely popular with the ladies.

Hey dude, you going to MEGA MEALS WEDNESDAY this week? Don't forget to bring mucho booze!

by Stu June 9, 2004

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

prairie dogging

When something happens in the workplace and everybody's heads bob over their cubicles.

by Stu April 13, 2003

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 4, 2002

face balls

A person (preferably a woman)who has the uncanny ability to swallow completely a man's penis until his balls rest on their (her) chin. Usually associated with a person with no gag reflex.

Ericka gobbled my whole cock, she ended up with face balls.

by Stu January 24, 2005