chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 13, 2003

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 06, 2004

grass

stuff that you smoke to get a high

marijuana, weed, gonja, pot, gods greatest grass, bud, dope

by stu March 19, 2003

Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 02, 2004

chatta

A name you call someone who needs to be quiet.

Chatta - F*&k up!

by Stu October 27, 2003

oes

A term that can be added to the end of any word. Generally this is done to create conversation amusement.

<George> "Did you drink on the weekend Stu?"
<Stu> "Beeroes !!!"
<George> "What are you talking about Stu?"
<Stu> "Whatoes !!!"
<George> "You're a wanker Stu !"
<Stu> "Wankoes !!!"
<George> "I'm going."
<Stu> "Go-oes !!!"

by Stu October 20, 2003

Mega Meals Wednesday

n A weekly event occuring at Chapman Steps, whereby a large "Mega Meals" is cooked up by the weekly chef. Often frequented by hordes of women, this event makes the residents of Chapman Steps immensely popular with the ladies.

Hey dude, you going to MEGA MEALS WEDNESDAY this week? Don't forget to bring mucho booze!

by Stu June 10, 2004