stu's definitions

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004

Word

En expression of something being good.

Man, that shit's fuckin' word!

by Stu December 4, 2002

Steamboatstu

A nickname for someone who is both tough and handsome.

Stu

by Stu August 29, 2003

Grass eater

Someone who eats grass when drunk

ned is a grass eater

by Stu April 13, 2004

Dick Pie

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.

After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"

by Stu March 14, 2004

Queefing

Vaginal Fart

When i was having sex with my girl, she queefed all night long.

by Stu November 16, 2003

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005