stu's definitions

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

skeez

A spaz in the most hyper, energetic, loserly sense of the word.

Get off the fucking table, you skeez!

by Stu March 26, 2005

18 Wheeler

Big ass truck. Y'know, one with 18 wheels?
For those of you who invented this language, an H.G.V. with a total of 18 tyres.

'Yo, d'ya see the Kenworth T600 18 Wheeler with all them chicken lights? That rig was PIMPED, dog!'

'Yeah man, driver said he were hauling a load o' democrats to Tex-ass, said they needed them real bad down there to stop the Texans breeding assholes like George Dubbya'

by Stu January 27, 2005

small bean regarder

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls

you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder

by Stu February 7, 2004

buissy

The act of being stoned out of one's tree and therefore, unable to type properly because of hallucinations of leprechauns, pixies, imps, nymphs, sylphs, dwarves and elves dancing about on one's keyboard.

Man, I was so buissy last night... The lucky charms guy was all over the place

by Stu January 24, 2005

Perky Narners

New Zealand slang for a full chested womans breasts.

Check out those perky narners.

by Stu September 26, 2003

Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 2, 2004