stu's definitions

nose candy

stuff that you snort

cocaine

by stu March 18, 2003

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

Salva

Salva - French band
Salva - sweedish for ointment
Salva - Spanish for safe

Salva Curador - EQ2 player (fun guy)

Salva has been known to bring good luck to people

by Stu January 17, 2005

prairie dogging

When something happens in the workplace and everybody's heads bob over their cubicles.

by Stu April 13, 2003

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 4, 2002

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

Zid

one who is in harmony with the tendecies of ziddy.

The zids drove across the lawn, fingers twisting, hazards blaring, and overflowing with tendency.

by stu April 4, 2004