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Malc - an abbreviation for the name Malcom. Commonly used in England.
โ€œHey Malc. Come out and play footy. โ€œ
by hotpocketabuser420 August 23, 2019
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Would like to think he is the king of IRC.
infact, he is nothing more than one of our peons now that we have taken over his country and sold his children into slavery
malcs- get back to work!
by King-Tom June 01, 2004
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a fuckwit computer nerd who listens to music such as avril lavigne, liam lynch, and ben folds five.
malcom mclennon is a fuckingfaggot
by bhb September 09, 2003
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