steve austin's definitions

craptacular

A huge spectacle of crap

Hey Diana, wanna go down and see the big Christmas craptacular?

by steve austin July 23, 2004

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

by steve austin July 20, 2004

crapadon

The islamic holy day of crap

It's Crapadon time again. hooray!

by steve austin September 19, 2005

patch

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.

"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

ambitexterous

the ability to send text messages with either hand

I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous

by steve austin July 22, 2004