Definitions by steve austin

ambitexterous

the ability to send text messages with either hand

I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous

ambitexterous by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapitextrous 

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

crapitextrous by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

crapcracker by steve austin July 22, 2004

craptinction 

When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.

Those ants are on the road to craptinction

craptinction by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapology 

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

crapology by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

crapitude 

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

crapitude by steve austin July 20, 2004