steve's definitions

office space

<verb> To obliterate, destroy, or otherwise beat the crap out of a piece of malfunctioning office equipment.

If my computer crashes one more time today, I'm going to drag it out to the parking lot and office space it!

by Steve July 11, 2003

Lock Down

a brotha or sista who significent other defines his or her where abouts; who controls their partners social activities.

Yo check it!, sista got Tyrese on mad lock down again this weekend, brotha won't be able to hang.

by Steve June 21, 2003

Chode-cheese

The cheddar-like deposit found in the nether Regions of a Chode.

Chode-cheese? Yum! Bon apetít.

by Steve December 10, 2004

Smokeshow

Can be either: 1. A wicked hott girl
2. When someone or something really beats someone or something.

That chick was a real smokeshow last night.
Wow the Sox smokeshowed them last night.

by Steve November 23, 2004

Michigan State

A good university in East Lansing Michigan with lots of chicks (nice). But the pricks aren't so nice and they out-number the chicks 10 to 1. They are the most unbearable fans in college sports. Many of them are wanna be drunks who puke it up after smoking a joint. Oh and you may own UM in Basketball, but the football counts the most! That's 4 in a row lost to Michigan now!

Parody of the Michigan State fight song;

Puke your beer up,
beat your girl.
Set you couch on fire!
Smoke a joint,
and tip cop cars.
It's time to riot in East Lansing!

Choke on tear gas,
go to jail.
You're gonna loose it's true.
Fight Fight Rah Team Fight,
victory for Maze and Blue!

by steve November 14, 2005

bocked

Taking any problem and blowing it up into a crisis level event. defbock

The customer was a little worried about our schedule, then John came in and bocked up our proposed solution. Now everyone is in a panic.

by Steve June 5, 2003

poped

2 get punched

yo i poped that muthafucka

by steve November 2, 2003