Definitions by stephen w. thomas

West Hoathly 

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.

'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'

West Hoathly by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Sharpthorne 

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

Sharpthorne by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

wondabulous 

A mixture between 'wonderful' and 'fabulous'. Used to make your miserable lives just a tad better.

'That steak was wondabulous!'
'Not nearly as wondabulous as the ketchup.'

wondabulous by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

boobtacular 

An adjective, used to describe the size of man-boobs.

'Mate! Those are boobtacular!'
'....And now you swallow your teeth.'

boobtacular by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

wellyboots 

Wellington boots, as adapted for quick conversation between immature morons such as myself.

'I went out splashing in puddles today.'
'Did you take your wellyboots?'
'Why, yes I did.'

wellyboots by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

h/w 

Abbreiviation for homework. Only used in written form.

(IM conversation)
Stan: gtg, bro, h/w to do.
Emily: Don't call me bro.

h/w by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005

West Hoathly 

A tiny village situated in West Sussex, on a hill.

'I live in West Hoathly.'

West Hoathly by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005