matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Sorry I missed our morning run, man, but in order to run that early, I had to take some drinks and a sleeping pill so I could be on time. Won't do that again, but don't expect me for a 6.a
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
by steed dropout August 18, 2012
My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 28, 2012
When a girl fucks you for free, because she likes to give it away. Like free legal representation when the attorney approves the cause.
"Dude, I can't believe I boned her. She's never been down before."
"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."
"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."
by Steed Dropout September 01, 2012
"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
by Steed Dropout August 25, 2012
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
by steed dropout August 17, 2012
Dude, you wouldn't believe what he told her so he could screw her. He's worse than players and liars--a real layer.
by Steed Dropout August 22, 2012