Definitions by steam machine

Tidy Up 

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".

Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"

Tidy Up by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

Hakuna Matata

A popular insult used by French people to Americans roughly translated as "I will have my revenge against you".

American: "I'm gonna get you, Pepe le Bitch!"
Frenchman: "Hakuna Matata, bitches!"

Hakuna Matata by Steam Machine February 7, 2008

Crude Oil 

A very offensive reference to the blood of a black man.

"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"

Crude Oil by Steam Machine February 7, 2008

Sculpturaroo 

Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.

"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"

Sculpturaroo by Steam Machine February 7, 2008

Eeela 

Unexplained, or unneccesary, gore in films

I'm not so keen on horror films filled to the brim with Eeela. I'd rather enjoy a film without senseless violence.

Eeela by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

nomenclature 

A women's physical assets - used especially when describing a large buttock area.

How's about we finish up for today and have a good old time juggling my nomenclature?

nomenclature by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

killing boots by Steam Machine September 10, 2007