Septic

Cockney ryhming slang for a yank (american). The whole phrase is 'Septic Tank' - but as with most cockney ryhming slang the first word is used only. The reason for the link is that, like a septic tank nobody likes a filthy stinking american!!!
What are you fucking shooting at me for you filthy fucking septic cunt, im on your side!!!!
by Stan February 18, 2004
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spagattled

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.
eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning
by stan April 12, 2006
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zampy

An adjective that gives any action or noun a more hyperactive or bright meaning.
Dude that fucking ride was ZAMPY AS HELL!!!
by stan April 12, 2006
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Hoochied up

Getting dressed up in a glamourusly trashy way. Looking almost slutty
Linda sure looks good when she gets all hoochied up.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.
"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"
by stan April 12, 2006
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blow grits

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
by stan October 15, 2006
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