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The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
Get the Tennis Armmug. by squiggular November 27, 2021
Get the Fecusmug. The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".
Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"
by squiggular September 13, 2020
Get the Oklahomamug. 1. fecal (adj.): of, relating to, or resembling feces
2. fecal (adj.): of or relating to the 'fecus'--the deeper region of the anus, where the feces reside
3. fecal (noun): feces (short for 'fecal-matter')
4. fecal (noun): a shitty handprint (pronounced fee-kal) - this is presumably a combination of the two terms 'fecal' and 'decal'
2. fecal (adj.): of or relating to the 'fecus'--the deeper region of the anus, where the feces reside
3. fecal (noun): feces (short for 'fecal-matter')
4. fecal (noun): a shitty handprint (pronounced fee-kal) - this is presumably a combination of the two terms 'fecal' and 'decal'
1. "Most people believe that it is impossible to subsist on fecal matter, but this is simply not the case!"; "this chocolate bar is disturbingly fecal in appearance"
2. "Bryan can't resist stuffing a finger or two while he masturbates... He's always giving himself the ol' 'fecal-teeckle'"
3. "holy lord, Bryan, stop eating that sandwich and go wash your hands!.. You've got fecal all over them!"
4. "Hahaha, Smitty got drunk last night, filled a bucket full of his own feces, and ran around campus slapping fe-cals on every car windshield he could find"
2. "Bryan can't resist stuffing a finger or two while he masturbates... He's always giving himself the ol' 'fecal-teeckle'"
3. "holy lord, Bryan, stop eating that sandwich and go wash your hands!.. You've got fecal all over them!"
4. "Hahaha, Smitty got drunk last night, filled a bucket full of his own feces, and ran around campus slapping fe-cals on every car windshield he could find"
by squiggular August 8, 2018
Get the fecalmug. 1. Rodrigo Moreno Machado, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Valencia CF and the Spain national team as a winger or striker.
2. Rodrigo De Souza, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a fictional character from the Amazon Prime series 'Mozart in the Jungle'.
note: in both cases, the phonetic spelling (in which the second r is rolled aggressively) was adopted in response to Amurrrcans refusing to pronounce the name correctly, setting the record straight once and for all.
2. Rodrigo De Souza, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a fictional character from the Amazon Prime series 'Mozart in the Jungle'.
note: in both cases, the phonetic spelling (in which the second r is rolled aggressively) was adopted in response to Amurrrcans refusing to pronounce the name correctly, setting the record straight once and for all.
1. "Good pass, Rodrrrigo!"
2. dude: "I don't understand that show 'Mozart in the Jungle', why would anybody watch that garbage"; chick: "..." (*distractedly caresses self while daydreaming of Rodrrrigo)
2. dude: "I don't understand that show 'Mozart in the Jungle', why would anybody watch that garbage"; chick: "..." (*distractedly caresses self while daydreaming of Rodrrrigo)
by squiggular February 6, 2019
Get the Rodrrrigomug. Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)
by squiggular September 13, 2020
Get the ass dicemug. 'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.
by squiggular September 13, 2020
Get the Don't publish thismug.