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The Pyle

An accounting executive who retired from a friends multi million dollar business to go out and work in the meat market. He was first employed as a machinist but later on he became an accountant since he was so good with numbers. His friend, which was the CEO, suggested that Pyle needs to go and get his Master of Business Administration in Accounting, so they have a great business portfolio . Pyle politely refused and left his friends company to take over his family’s meat business. Right now, he’s running accounting and finance operations as well as sales forecast for the seasonality trends of the business.

Sebass: Dude why is the Pyle working at Schnurs?
Brock: His family owns the business that’s why
Sebass: Well.. I thought he was working for Braden’s business?
Brock: He was but then he left after Braden was suffocating him with trying to get a masters in accounting
Sebass: Ahh.. that’s some bullshit, Pyle doesn’t need that, what the hell was Braden thinking? What a god damn idiot to lose such an accountant

Brock: Yeah I know.. fuck him, Pyle’s accounting skills are unmatched

by sneakydudedictionary October 21, 2020

Trisk

An act where a girl goes out of her way to give you attention but you completely ignore her act which results in her trying even harder, resulting in less action for the girl but more power for the guy.

Guy 1:Who keeps sending you snap videos?
Guy 2:My ex, but I keep sending her blank pics
Guy 1:Sounds like your playing a trisk on that bitch!
Guy 2: I am buddy, Don’t worry!

by sneakydudedictionary December 24, 2019

the sebass pose

A pose when you have both of your hands on each side of your hips and where one of your feet is place on an object, making your leg bent at 90 degrees. The pose can be referred to as the Captain Morgan logo. The name came from a man by the name of Sebastian, at parties when he's really smashed, he tends to stay in that sebass pose for an extensive amount of time. Do this pose and you will for sure get laid.

Dude this one girl was giving me head while my right foot was on the bed
Damn you must've been doing the sebass pose!
The sebass pose?
Yeah dude, Sebastian does it all the time when he's drunk
Oh yeah that's right, I didn't realize that till now, what a dude!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Toxic Taylor

A female that creates conflict and drama within a neighborhood. She will hang out with any guy, thinking that some dude cares about how her life's a mess and how she gets screwed over all the time by her ex-boyfriend. She might call you out on being a nice guy if you don't cheat on her or call her a cunt. You might have a make-out session with her, but she still keeps talking about how her ex-boyfriends a douchebag. Once she's done talking about all of her problems with everything in life, she'll quit dating/hanging out with you and go on and tell the same story to some other dude for awhile. She gives her only couple friends the worst advice in the world and guides them onto a path of misery and fate for the future. At parties, she typically hangs with her only friend or she'll only talk to a group of guys, like I mentioned before, to talk about her stupid ex-boyfriend. Ironic enough, she'll talk a bunch of shit on her ex and then go hang out with him the following day, leaving everyone in confusion. Her favorite hobbies include partying, smoking, and playing division III soccer. Toxic Taylor synonyms include Witchcraft, Female fuckery, or simply... a cunt.

Who is that soccer girl over there that keeps bitching about her ex to some guy?
I'm not so sure, there's a girl we know from home that's like that
Who is it?
Well I forgot her full name, but we call her Toxic Taylor...
Oh I gotcha, those bitches are so wack!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Sebtross

A state of mind that you're in whenever you become single again and all of your old girls/girlfriends hit you up, primarily wanting to smash and get back together, but your mind is so confused and overwhelmed by so many options that you don't want anything to do with them at the moment.

Guy 1: Hey have you talked to Sebastian? I knew him and his old lady broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020