smitty's definitions

there/their

Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.

See also: you're/your

"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.

by smitty October 20, 2003

bong rips

smoking pot out of a bong

smitty is ripped he took like ten bong rips.

by smitty September 17, 2003

citiot

an idiot from the city

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot

by smitty April 28, 2004

self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

by Smitty February 24, 2003

DWGN

Dirty White Girl Night - The code word used when you are around people who don't need to know that you are planning on hooking up with easy White girls for the evening.

Yo, Playa, this weekend we'll have DWGN on Friday and then go out to the Butt Naked on Saturday.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

by smitty August 15, 2004

thug thizzle

Doing your thang. Putting your mack down.

Playboy, I'm just out here doing my thug thizzle

by Smitty February 24, 2003