smitty's definitions

Butt Naked

e.g. Strip Club

Fo ya Bachelor Party we are heading out to the Butt Naked, then back to the lab for the post game.

by Smitty February 24, 2003

pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

by Smitty February 25, 2003

fdfd

A mumble of letters uttered when one's mouth is full.

Bill: you got food in ur mouth
Tom : amfdiojd fdfd

by Smitty July 28, 2004

any who

means the same as "any how"
Use in conversation when switching topics abruptly

Now what was I talking about.... any who, you want pizza

by smitty December 20, 2002

Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

by smitty January 6, 2004

shit hammered

getting really drunk

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night

by smitty September 17, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002