35 definitions by smitty

bangable

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex

Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable

by smitty November 8, 2003

monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 21, 2002

ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.

Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!

by smitty December 23, 2003

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by smitty February 24, 2003

citiot

an idiot from the city

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot

by smitty April 29, 2004

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by smitty March 29, 2005

there/their

Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.

See also: you're/your

"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.

by smitty October 20, 2003