Any blowhard conservative talk show host; someone who pushes a lot of hot air from only one direction. Generally aggressive, egotistical, and disrespectful of anyone who disagrees with their viewpoints.
by smendler June 08, 2009
"Siri, call my mom."
"Who? I'm sorry - what? I don't think I know the number..."
"Oh my God, are you getting AI-zheimers or what?"
"Who? I'm sorry - what? I don't think I know the number..."
"Oh my God, are you getting AI-zheimers or what?"
by smendler June 17, 2016
From Latin; literally "a horrible year." A year in which practically everything that can go wrong, goes wrong. The opposite of annus mirabilis.
From the death of David Bowie to the election of Donald Trump, 2016 was a perfect example of an annus horribilis
by smendler November 26, 2016
A huge pile of unwashed clothing, such as is frequently seen in the bedrooms of high schoolers and college students.
Sherri's mother opened her bedroom door, and screamed when she saw the massive laundrosity that was taking over the room.
by smendler October 03, 2011
"Damn Near Blind"; not technically blind, but visually challenged enough to be unable to do essential things; usually referring to one's state without one's eyeglasses
Jack: "What's the matter, Ted?" Ted: "Oh, I have to drive to work, I can't find my glasses, and without them I'm DNB!"
by smendler May 24, 2010
"Our new manager started today - first thing he did was lay down new rules about coffee breaks. What an alpha-hole!"
by smendler February 25, 2012
Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.
by smendler September 22, 2009