castlefunnies

An old comic strip that was around when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one. It usually featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith, who was known back then as Mushy Chamberpot.
You can see why it took two dudes to write the Castlefunnies; one to not think of something funny and the other to think of something not funny.
by SMD September 05, 2004
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choke slam

A wrestling move in which you grab a person's neck, lift him up, and slam him on the mat. Often used by the Undertaker and Kane.
Kane finished off Matt Hardy with a choke slam.
by SMD May 30, 2004
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computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.
Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.
by SMD October 18, 2004
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kissyboots

Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!
by SMD January 30, 2005
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T-man

1) A bad ass dude that takes no shit.
2) An East coast goth influenced guitarist with a chunky metal sound.
3) in general, a dude you don't want to fuck with.
4) street version of the name Tom
1) T-man just knocked that dude out his fubus!
2) T-man was shredding it up last Tuesday night.
3) Beware, T-man is on the prowl!
4) Tom, uh, T-man, what up dog?
by smd March 08, 2005
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Lectric Boots

Electic boots manufactured by Ol' Fatty's. The box says that there are no fewer than eight lights falshing at any time and are whisper quiet. When the boots are plugged in, the lights on the boots do flash, but they make an obnoxiously loud hum. They also suck up a lot of energy, which is probably what "solid state" means.
I just got my new Lectric Boots in the mail today!
by SMD November 13, 2004
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Mushy Chamberpot

What they called the Poopsmith in the Castlefunnies because back then it was a form of treason to print the word poop in the paper. Mushy could only speak in word clouds full of commas, which were probably considered comedic gold back then.
I say, Mushy, do you have a pittance for me'self?
by SMD September 05, 2004
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