merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 01, 2004

puder

An mock ignorance way of saying computer.

Mikey, time to put the puder away.

by slonob February 01, 2004

loadtotalism

The principle or practice of complete abstinence from swallowing semen.

Loadtotalism can be quite disappointing.

by slonob February 01, 2004

holy warrior

Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.

Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.

by slonob February 01, 2004

dumb

Pretty okay stuff. Similar to the slang use of the word bad.

I went to the concert last night. That shit was dumb.

by slonob February 01, 2004

pee boner

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

by slonob February 01, 2004

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 01, 2004