skyjuice's definitions

McBurghost

In western superstition: vengeful spirit that inhabits the body of a man after eating at Mc.Donalds. It cannot be seen, only heard through loud groans and screams coming out of one's rear.

"Dude, go see a priest: I think you have a McBurghost."

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Walkward

Adjective to qualify an alkward moment experienced when one recognizes someone far away and walks for a long time to reach them without knowing whether to look at the person or elsewhere.

I saw Jessica at the end of the street and she went towards me. This was going to be walkward.

by skyjuice December 31, 2008

Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Ballglazing

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

skyjuicing

Drinking a mixture of unpleasant substances, most often tomato juice and pepsi.

Joe:"Damn, I thought I was drinking Dr.Pepper but that asshole had me skyjuicing."
Ralph:"Dude, there's something wrong with your mouth not to have noticed!"

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Riddler's Revenge

Act of streaking in a mirror maze.

That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008