Sidearm

n. A paradox of Einsteinian proportion, that which is at the same time bad-ass and refined. That which saves brown babies and prepares homemade pasta dough. That which is truly hoss and yet truly gentile. A man of amazing proportion and ridiculous excess. A man of this age and all others.

The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.

by Skippy April 24, 2004

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 12, 2006

respect

It is what you have left after a hard night of drinking results in you getting violently ill.

Rusty drank a whole case of beer earned respect when he puked on my house.

by Skippy January 02, 2005

lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.

"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.

by Skippy June 06, 2004

sadomasochist

Someone who enjoys both sadism and masochism

by skippy June 14, 2003

Duking

Butt mudding in a zip-lock bag, then stashing it in someones cookiejar.

Tonight we'll be duking it up at Janes party.

by Skippy December 12, 2003