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A person court ordered to attend AA meetings who never speaks and stays only long enough to get their slip signed by the chair person.
"Hi, I'm Jim and I'm an alcoholic. I'd just like to listen today."
"Slip signer," the rest of the room thinks in unison.
"Slip signer," the rest of the room thinks in unison.
by Skid Mark VZ December 18, 2008
Get the slip signer mug.The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will make you a prick, and the fallout will be worse than the actual sacrifice.
I was up against the prick factor, so I went ahead and took her to see "Sex and the City" even though it made me want to puke.
by skid mark vz June 28, 2008
Get the prick factor mug.When you cut a lime in half and a girl squeezes and wipes it all over your balls and choad, then licks it off. Note this is strictly for heterosexual couples. The homosexual version of this is called a "Lime Petey."
Dan: After a couple of kamakazes Jake's mom gave me a Lime Riki.
Steve: Is that why Jake keyed your car?
Dan: Probably.
Steve: Is that why Jake keyed your car?
Dan: Probably.
by skid mark vz April 9, 2008
Get the lime riki mug.A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral
by skid mark vz March 12, 2008
Get the Bavarian Cream mug.Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.
urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."
*scoots over*
urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
*scoots over*
urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
by skid mark vz March 8, 2008
Get the one five three rule mug.Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.
I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player
by skid mark vz February 23, 2008
Get the angry chimp mug.The act of dumping or throwing a para/quadriplegic out of his or her wheelchair onto the ground (ala Walter Sobchak in "The Big Lebowski").
dude 1) "Dude what happened to Earl?"
dude 2) "Two cops totally sobchak'd him last night, broke two ribs."
dude 1) "Why would they do such a thing?"
dude 2) "They thought he was faking it. Guess the forklift in his minivan wasn't proof enough."
dude 2) "Two cops totally sobchak'd him last night, broke two ribs."
dude 1) "Why would they do such a thing?"
dude 2) "They thought he was faking it. Guess the forklift in his minivan wasn't proof enough."
by skid mark vz February 15, 2008
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