simon's definitions

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

rake yohn

To bite a penis during oral sex.

Bitch rake yohned me so I threw her out on her ass.

by Simon March 1, 2004

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

SwtDrmsSi

Pathetic loser who has to resort to internet "e-pimpin" to try to get girls. Has high hopes of getting in female forum members' pants, but sadly only has his hand for comfort when the day is over.

SwtDrmsSi is still a virgin.

by simon March 16, 2004

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004