tons

A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways
by SHORTY May 22, 2003
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jacked up

Her nails are so jacked up with that jewlery and rhinestones
by shorty April 09, 2003
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TNA

Tits 'n Ass OR Talula National Atletics
"That bitch has some serious TNA" ... OR... "That girl is rockin' TNA...from Aritizia"
by shoRty September 21, 2003
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rump fucking

will u rumpfuck me?
by shorty November 12, 2003
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bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.
"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"
by Shorty March 20, 2005
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P.I.D.

Pussy in distress

This is when a female has gone a long time without sex and she begans to get aggrivated easily.
"Man it's been 2weeks since I had some dick and I got a serious P.I.D."
by Shorty February 23, 2005
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sheekeedeekee

Something your grandma says to "compliment" something cute or ambigious
You don't want your grandma saying the shirt is "sheekeedeekee"...time to get a new wardrobe...
by shorty February 17, 2005
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