shorty's definitions

Chevy

Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.

Chevy...like a rock!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Penny whore

People throw pennies at her because thats what shes worth

Megan is a penny whore

by Shorty June 7, 2003

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

muneeb

A diesel arab kid with gigantic muscles. The hottest kid alive with a huge penis. A cutie with a booty, a hottie with a body.

Girl 1: Look at that muneeb
Girl 2: I think I'll go finger myself

by shorty June 24, 2004

Muphin Shite Knut

Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.

Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!

by Shorty September 20, 2003

kizzuh

1)word
2)bitch

"Yo, what up son?"
"My kizzuh"

by shorty March 2, 2003