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Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....
by sheila in the car July 13, 2011
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After his speech at the Republican convention, Clint Eastwood was tapped to play Wyatt AARP.
by sheila in the car September 2, 2012
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leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.
Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding
by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
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An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.
Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.
by sheila in the car December 19, 2009
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term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father
Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.
by sheila in the car June 13, 2010
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The antithesis of lingerie. Purely functional bra and underpants which send a

clear signal there will be "nun" of this and "nun" of that....
Sally's mother was forever purchasing nunderwear for her.
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term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...
While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.
by sheila in the car January 23, 2010
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