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Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...
Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.
by sheila in the car May 8, 2011
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tooth hurty

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.
by sheila in the car March 14, 2010
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boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....
Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
by sheila in the car September 23, 2011
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Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....
At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...
by sheila in the car October 22, 2011
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scholarship

getting something,anything for nothing....
Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night
by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
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yo-yo dieting

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....
At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....
by sheila in the car June 21, 2009
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boastagram

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing
Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes
by sheila in the car October 31, 2008
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