sheila in the car's definitions

a see through

a martini

Paul ordered a see through as soon as he finished his day at the seminar.....

by sheila in the car July 5, 2011

that ship has sailed

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost

Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

dinosaur dad

term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....

When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

short ones

term for young children

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....

by sheila in the car July 12, 2011

Boyfriend hair

Way too long hair on a girl worn only because her boyfriend likes it ....

Even though she would look better with a chic short haircut,Sally kept her boyfriend hair to keep Steve happy.

by sheila in the car February 11, 2012

Swelter in place

From the law enforcement term regarding safety measure known as Shelter in Place...Swelter in Place is the situation one finds oneself in when faced with a heat wave and no air conditioning or when engaging in a sauna.

The never ending high summer temperatures caused many to Swelter in Place.

by sheila in the car August 7, 2018

rib wood

term to describe the quasi- sexual stirrings a man experiences upon smelling slow cooked ribs

Kevin and Charlie entered the flagrant kitchen,smelled the slow cooked ribs, and immediately sprung rib wood.

by sheila in the car July 4, 2009