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Definitions by sheila in the car

the full morty 

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...
When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....

Steve jobbed 

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....
At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...
Steve jobbed by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

boner insurance 

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....
Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
boner insurance by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

ARMageddon

The term which best describes the financial disaster one faces when their adjustable rate mortgage (ARM) increases to the maximum rate.....
When Paul bought his first home he opted for an ARM.
However,when his rate skyrocketed as a result of the economic crisis he faced ARMageddon.

short ones 

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....

a see through 

Paul ordered a see through as soon as he finished his day at the seminar.....

high wire act

term used to describe the three large olives on a toothpick which run from side to side in a martini...
Carl ordered his martini with a high wire act....