good uniform,bad helmet

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............

As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.

by sheila in the car January 12, 2010

St. Bernard

term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......

Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.

by sheila in the car January 01, 2011

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

tooth hurty

the universal time to go to the dentist

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.

by sheila in the car March 14, 2010

work blue

phrase used by comedians to describe a comedy act laced with profanity and sexual content.

When asked to appear as comedy entertainment at the first grade graduation ,Carl agreed not to work blue.

by sheila in the car January 30, 2010

put the arm on

to ask for a donation,a favor and the like....

Especially at re-election time a politician is sure to put the arm on his/her constituency.

by sheila in the car July 06, 2009