sheila in the car's definitions

fop sweat

The sweat experienced by a male who insists on wearing a sweater tied around his neck
in 80 plus degree weather ....

Paul broke out in a fop sweat within twenty minutes of arriving at the outdoor summer party
in full preppy dress mode.

by sheila in the car June 9, 2013

bottom feeder

term used to describe the boomerang child who returns to the family home to take up adult residence in the basement

Carl finished college and immediately assumed the position of bottom feeder.

by sheila in the car June 10, 2010

Wyatt AARP

Clint Eastwood's next movie portrayal....

After his speech at the Republican convention, Clint Eastwood was tapped to play Wyatt AARP.

by sheila in the car September 2, 2012

ididA-rod

contest known for the strength,endurance and howls of its female celebrity participants

see Madonna,Kate Hudson,Cameron Diaz

Women over 60 are not eligible for the IdidA-rod race.

by sheila in the car June 8, 2010

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....

At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...

by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

scholarship

getting something,anything for nothing....

Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009