homeboozed

Having a parent or parents who would rather you and your friends drink under their roof than outside the home where they can't supervise you or join in....
By the time he arrived at college Paul already had two years of being homeboozed.
by sheila in the car March 31, 2009
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bardar

an internal GPS of a sort which provides the uncanny and coveted ability to determine the location of the nearest bar.....
When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".
by sheila in the car November 15, 2009
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Indignant People's Day

A day celebrating those who have a problem with everything anyone says or does or has said or done or will say or do.
A date needs to be set and announced for Indignant People's Day however dates thus far suggested have been met with indignation.
by sheila in the car October 12, 2021
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amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...
While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.
by sheila in the car January 23, 2010
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shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort
After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
by sheila in the car April 05, 2009
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perrenial partygoer

someone who would go to the opening of an envelope(rimshot)
See Paris Hilton,the late great Martin Slobotkin of Boston
I can only aspire to be a perrenial partygoer....
by sheila in the car June 22, 2009
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f.b.i.

An anacronym for the term "free balling it",it is shorthand for a male's decision to go sans swaddling or minus his u-trou...
When he realized he was out of clean underwear,Carl decided to go f.b.i.
by sheila in the car January 13, 2010
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