sheila in the car's definitions

fraidy bum

the technical term for the inability to release when ready in a foreign bathroom facility

Tragically he was forced to cut short his vacation on account of fraidy bum.

by sheila in the car March 24, 2008

PTSB

Post Traumatic Super Bowl

PTSB is the catch-all term for medical conditions suffered on Monday by the losing team & fans

by sheila in the car May 4, 2018

where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

Irish math

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

put the arm on

to ask for a donation,a favor and the like....

Especially at re-election time a politician is sure to put the arm on his/her constituency.

by sheila in the car July 5, 2009

the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...

When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....

by sheila in the car November 6, 2011

frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

by sheila in the car January 28, 2008