Shrimp skimpy

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....

Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

by sheila in the car February 19, 2011

dinosaur dad

term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....

When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump

by sheila in the car June 12, 2009

rib wood

term to describe the quasi- sexual stirrings a man experiences upon smelling slow cooked ribs

Kevin and Charlie entered the flagrant kitchen,smelled the slow cooked ribs, and immediately sprung rib wood.

by sheila in the car July 04, 2009

Cheeto fast

The antithesis of cheetah fast...it means slow ,as in couch potato slow...

Everyone in the office knew if they asked Craig to work on a project it would be done Cheeto fast.

by sheila in the car June 30, 2013

throw a poke into

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

by sheila in the car June 12, 2009

mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

satan's urine

white wine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .

by sheila in the car May 18, 2009