Definitions by sheila in the car
f.b.i.
An anacronym for the term "free balling it",it is shorthand for a male's decision to go sans swaddling or minus his u-trou...
f.b.i. by sheila in the car January 12, 2010
off script
term used to describe the occasion when one "goes rogue"and acts in a manner not contemplated or planned...
off script by sheila in the car December 30, 2009
go fat early
The time honored and respected credo of a young man who wishes to get a quick sexual hit out of the way and still make it back for last call with his crew.
Both Paul and Carl decided that on Friday night they would"go fat early" so they would still have time to
catch the west coast game with their buddies at the bar.
catch the west coast game with their buddies at the bar.
go fat early by sheila in the car December 19, 2009
near miss
An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.
near miss by sheila in the car December 19, 2009
bardar
an internal GPS of a sort which provides the uncanny and coveted ability to determine the location of the nearest bar.....
When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".
bardar by sheila in the car November 15, 2009
out of the big bed
term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....
(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....
out of the big bed by sheila in the car October 6, 2009
the fight bed
term used to describe any secondary sleep location which is used as a result of an argument between sexual partners
the fight bed by sheila in the car October 6, 2009