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A Term used to describe a person that is not only gay, but is also not happy unless they are making sure it is very very obvious.
That guy is just plain sjv. I know hes gay and thats cool, but does he really need to rub it in your face like that!!

Example: Little Britain's favourite gay villager, Daffyd Thomas: "I'm the only gay in the village"
sjv by Daffyd_Thomas April 19, 2006
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Gay. Really really gay. Derogatory term.
*In CS you get shot in head through a wall*
Get fucked!! That was sjv.
sjv by shaz June 25, 2004
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Abbreviation. Sensitive Juvenile Vagina. Used to describe someone not happy unless their sexualising is the center of attention. Similar to the vegan stereotype.
That guy is such an sjv, just shit up about where you rub your junk already.
Sjv by YoureBoringMe May 25, 2023

SJV high school 

Extremely popular high school which has amazing sports, ugly uniforms, and whores. The thing that ties this school together is that it is a simulation. No one can name the location of this school. Hell, I can’t even name a normal person who attends SJV. Because it is not a real fucking school so now the joke is over. It is not real. Wake up.
“Yeah, he is just not real.” “Makes sense, he goes to SJV high school.”
SJV high school by idontcareshush December 27, 2022

Pillz-SJVHS 

Kid who is realy fta and when pooked laughs out loud!
This kid in my shcool who is realy fat and when poke laughs out loud!
Pillz-SJVHS by PILLZ! September 16, 2004

sjvhsjdhfje

When something is so funny you spam your keyboard cuz your friend sent something
Sjvhsjdhfje
sjvhsjdhfje by Daddyslayer123 March 3, 2022
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